A bathmat purchased at W-mart has a rather strange pattern on it: when stepped on at a certain time and place it opens a portal to another world. Bob, the security guard is taken away; will he get home in time for his next shift? He can't be late for work again or he'll be fired for sure! Here are all 3 parts in one edition. Contains a sample of David's novel Brainjob. About 26,600 words.